Mini Gourmand Prints

"I don't know where he puts it all."

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

The wonderful world of cheese.

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

Just one more choccy...

A London gent abroad

"The biggest mystery in my life is whether I get a peanut butter and jelly or a tuna fish sandwich!"

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

Boy baking a cake.

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

"And the best part of grinding their bones to make your bread - totally gluten free!"

'I couldn't put the book down... I had peanut butter and jelly on my hands!'

'You could use more fiber in your diet; go sow a few wild oat brans.'

Dijon Vu

"Mom, vegetables may help me grow and give me energy, but what if I want to be short and underachieving?"

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

"What's not disgusting?"

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

Capturing a Cook

'There! Now all we gotta decide is what we're gonna make!'

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"