Nursery Houdini Pillows

Houdini's infancy.

Batman at the Maternity Ward

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Same old same old. How about you?"

Rocking Horse

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Resourceful toddler

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

Batman's Baby

Houdini attempts to escape a relationship.

Rocking Horse

Apricots

Toys

Preparing for a new arrival

Young Houdini

Baby face

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

"Sweet dreams my little tax break."

'I didn't get the Owners Manual. I thought you got the Owners Manual.'

Let's all be fairies.

Batman's first Bat Mobile

Football Delivery

'Nice bling!'

Halloween Mobile

'You say that he's so good that you 'Don't know you've got him', so what's the point of him?'

Fashion Nursery School

Mobile.

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.

Clown baby.

Fox Hunting

"Is it just me. . . or does anyone else here have a fixation with breasts?"

Jack-o-lantern mobile.