Houdini Fan Pillows

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

Moon

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

Young Houdini

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

'Rodin's wet blanket'

"...maybe I'll go to the Rodin Museum..."

Walter The Sea Monster

'Can you tell me the nationality of Napoleon?'

'Looks like a mixed school of Bottlenose dolphins and bottled endorphins.'

His films need to be viewed with a post modernist sense of irony...

The Moe Howard Installation

Antonio Vivaldi

'Face it -- you'll NEVER catch up to Lady Godiva's approval rating.'

'Hey Dad, we learned to speak French at school today, listen: Cocorico!'

The Ultimate Beginner's Board

Baby escaping from cot.

"Must be some kind of cult movie."

'It's the French Government - they want us to return all the words we borrowed from their language.'

"I'm your hip replacement."

Ventriloquist with faeces on his hands.

"We call ourselves the 3 Geniuses. Unfortunately, we never quite caught on."

"I'm relly into hole foods!"

'Lists...lists...'

'The day-old doughnuts may be a false economy.'

"C'était quand même mieux avant!" "Avant quand?"

Seriously, if you want to stay under longer, give the breathing strips a try.