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"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

'You have one more wish left. Are you sure you want more food?'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Here be dragons.

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

"Well, that one got away."

What's an Imax cave?

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Werewolves of London..."

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

Giant slug attacks a city

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

Star Wars Audience

This guy Darwin gets all the credit

"I knew we'd eventually catch him. He can't run and run as fast as he once did."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

"Which part are you reading for?"

"Name your sources."