Aladdin Admirers Pillows

Just a sec – I want to see which wishes get the most likes before I decide.

'...and so you see our profits, not unlike Sir Isaac Newton, have felt the effects of gravity.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

David Niven caricature

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

"Uh oh. The almanac indicates an early fall - here's a back-to-school on page one!"

"He was just a year away from retirement."

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

The big apple.

"But St. George, in china dragons are revered!"

Charles Darwin

'Sure, I can make you look like Venus de Milo, but it will take two amputations!'

'You will meet a tall, dark and handsome man. He will play forward on the pro-basketball team you've just bought!'

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

"Stop it! You're killing me!"

"It's okay mate, I only need the cork from your bottle."

'Before' 'After' - witch at plastic surgeon.

Frankly, I wish our intelligence was compared to another species.

'My Friends ran out toilet paper.'

"You just can't let yourself go, can you!?"

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

"You are late! The rabbit left half an hour ago!"

'My name is Helda, and I have a tendency to fly off the handle.'

"Due to supply-chain issues, two of your three wishes are currently unavailable."

"My mistake. It turns out Elvis was on Pluto the whole time."

'Get back inside this jewel encrusted ancient bottle now...it'll be worth more on the Antiques Roadshow.'

'It's true, you're a big star: The Zoo has posted photos of you all over town...'

'Lists...lists...'

"Is it gold yet?"

Angels' wings and robes on clothesline in heaven.

The Evolution of Hobo Sapiens