Aladdin Admirer Pillows

'Lists...lists...'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"Little help?"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Magic Tricks

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

David Niven caricature

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

"Nemesisyphus"

'So what else do you hyptnotise apart from rabbits?'

Paul Daniels.

'But what do you sell?'

"Is there a rabbit in the house?"

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

'Mr. Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy, and have come to one conclusion: Stick to physics.'

Magician hitting someone while performing a trick.

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

One day having a great personality was going to become a crucial evolutionary trait...

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

Just a sec – I want to see which wishes get the most likes before I decide.

tortoise: 'I remember Darwin...set hot tea on my back.'

"It's going to snow! Is that it?"

"My Lord, you said you'd walk with me, but I only see one set of footprints."