Aladdin Admirer Gifts

'Lists...lists...'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"Little help?"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Magic Tricks

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

David Niven caricature

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

"Is there a rabbit in the house?"

"Nemesisyphus"

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

'So what else do you hyptnotise apart from rabbits?'

'But what do you sell?'

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

Magician hitting someone while performing a trick.

'Mr. Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy, and have come to one conclusion: Stick to physics.'

One day having a great personality was going to become a crucial evolutionary trait...

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

tortoise: 'I remember Darwin...set hot tea on my back.'

"My Lord, you said you'd walk with me, but I only see one set of footprints."

"It's going to snow! Is that it?"

Ramon was a polished performer, but this was madness. . . A square peg in a round hole, unassisted, and blindfolded!!