Modern-day Aladdin Gifts

"Due to supply-chain issues, two of your three wishes are currently unavailable."

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"I feel your pain."

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

Free speech isn't cheap!

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"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

Fredrich March as Dr. Jekyll

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

Online Dating for Dummies

'...and we used to grumble about not understanding archaic church language!'

"Which will it be - do we label it '20% free', and raise the price 20%, or label lit '40% free', and raise the price 40%?"

Pucker up!

'Our church funds seem to be in the computer cloud of unknowing.'

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

Just a sec – I want to see which wishes get the most likes before I decide.

Need Wi-Fi

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

'Dream-dates don't normally go for nightmares.'

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

'It's an e-mail in a bottle!'

"Our cars aren't just smart, they've got street smarts!"

"Camping is a great way to get away from it all...just humans against nature...with nothing to distract us."

'Sylvia, what do you say we take the big step and see if we could really stand one another offline...?'

'Read me the one about the three homeless little pigs.'

My Fair Lady Twitter

'Those, honey? Those are books. That's what they make movies from.'

"It's great to finally be away from the city!"