Allegory Admirer Pillows

"My Lord, you said you'd walk with me, but I only see one set of footprints."

"Nemesisyphus"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

"My God! There goes middle management."

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

Snapshots in Time

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

Naming that Impala

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Sharp Eyes

Hillary Clinton

Operation Chrome Dome.

Teddy Roosevelt

'Who's that painted lady?'

Cornucopia

China Launches Lunar Rover

Antiques

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

Baby Brunhilde

"I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god."

Mangle

'That looks tempting.'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

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"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."