Allegory Admirer Mugs

"My Lord, you said you'd walk with me, but I only see one set of footprints."

"Nemesisyphus"

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'...and so you see our profits, not unlike Sir Isaac Newton, have felt the effects of gravity.'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

Snapshots in Time

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"My God! There goes middle management."

"And I suppose you forgot to bring home the milk."

Sharp Eyes

Operation Chrome Dome.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Naming that Impala

Teddy Roosevelt

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

Hillary Clinton

Cornucopia

Baby Brunhilde

'Who's that painted lady?'

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

Antiques

China Launches Lunar Rover

"I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god."

'That looks tempting.'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Mangle

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