Lover Of Allegory Pillows

Metaphors.

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

Elvis Presley

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"I made you a mixtape."

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

Grandma's caf

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

Jack London

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

Liam Gallagher.

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