Houdini Fans Pillows

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

Young Houdini

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"

'Well, so far the only ones to answer our fondue party invitation are the rats in our basement.'

'Rodin's wet blanket'

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

"I finished my act. Could you come over and give me a hand?"

Just a sec – I want to see which wishes get the most likes before I decide.

"...maybe I'll go to the Rodin Museum..."

Bingo's Time Out - Part Four

'Looks like a mixed school of Bottlenose dolphins and bottled endorphins.'

"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."

'Can you tell me the nationality of Napoleon?'

Antonio Vivaldi

'Meet my significant other.'

Baby escaping from cot.

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

The Ultimate Beginner's Board

'Face it -- you'll NEVER catch up to Lady Godiva's approval rating.'

"I know this is only our first meeting, but when do I get to blame stuff on my mother?"

A Very Freudian Slip

Bad Bread

'Whoa, whoa, buddy, we don't serve no pickled eggs here.'

"I'm your hip replacement."

"I'm relly into hole foods!"

'The day-old doughnuts may be a false economy.'

Fondue Heaven

The Order for War is Given by Picrochole. (Rabelais).

"All the king's horses and all the king's men feel it's not in the national interest."

Seriously, if you want to stay under longer, give the breathing strips a try.