Houdini Fans Mugs

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I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

"I finished my act. Could you come over and give me a hand?"

'Rodin's wet blanket'

'Well, so far the only ones to answer our fondue party invitation are the rats in our basement.'

"...maybe I'll go to the Rodin Museum..."

'Looks like a mixed school of Bottlenose dolphins and bottled endorphins.'

"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."

'Can you tell me the nationality of Napoleon?'

Antonio Vivaldi

'Meet my significant other.'

'Face it -- you'll NEVER catch up to Lady Godiva's approval rating.'

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The Ultimate Beginner's Board

"I know this is only our first meeting, but when do I get to blame stuff on my mother?"

A Very Freudian Slip

Bad Bread

'Whoa, whoa, buddy, we don't serve no pickled eggs here.'

Baby escaping from cot.

"I'm your hip replacement."

"I'm relly into hole foods!"

'The day-old doughnuts may be a false economy.'

Fondue Heaven

The Order for War is Given by Picrochole. (Rabelais).

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Jim waved goodbye to his inner child.