France Fanatic Mugs

'Can you tell me the nationality of Napoleon?'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Bowled over again!

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Jean-Paul Sartre

'You can just forget about the cake.'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Science fiction fans on other planets

Currently Boston

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Voltaire

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Eugene Ionesco

French Army knife

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

"Richelieu, Voltaire, Napoleon...no wonder you know so much about these people. I'm sure you met them personally!"

"I'd like to book a wild and crazy party on the French Riviera."

The Death of Marat

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

Michelangelo

'So, Henry. Just exactly how 'controversial' was that call you made in tonight's game?'

Emile Durkheim

'Bonjour!' Psychiatrist is the mad one, dressed in a Napoleon outfit.