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"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

'You have one more wish left. Are you sure you want more food?'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

Here be dragons.

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"Well, that one got away."

"Werewolves of London..."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

Giant slug attacks a city

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

"Which part are you reading for?"

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

This guy Darwin gets all the credit

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

Star Wars Audience

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Blockbuster Billion Club