Mini Casanova Gifts

"You are a very beauty woman. May I buy you a coke?"

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Talk nerdy to me."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

Face painting by numbers.

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

Just call me Picasso!

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

'All good things must come to an end.'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

A masked man serenading

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

"Dad since my pocket money isn't index linked, you've forced me to have to renegotiate."

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."

'Sorry dad - it won't happen again,'

'I couldn't put the book down... I had peanut butter and jelly on my hands!'

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

'We did some exciting things with tempera today.'

Florist. You're taking your new girlfriend to the aviary for Valentine's Day? Yes -- It's a cheap date.