Coding Casanova Gifts

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

"Talk nerdy to me."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

A masked man serenading

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

Error 202: The cursor has left the screen.

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

'My app just ate your widget.'

"Maybe it's just me, Stan, but I keep getting the nagging feeling that your company doesn't place a very high value on information technology."

"Bad news- some kid just created an app that creates apps."

"Scan it for signs of life."

Job Fair: Programmers, Web Designers, Hackers.

"How much am I bid, for the death mask of Casanova?"

'Your acceptance is tentative until we can rule on the question of your knowingly using pirated software.'

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

WILL PROGRAM FOR FOOD.

Working the bugs out of his spear invention

'This is truly one of the great poems in the language. Computerese, that is.'

"He seems to think that writing apps about housecleaning is the same as housecleaning itself."

"He's not much of a hunter, but he's great with computers."

'The buck teeth, the thick glasses, the white socks, the pocket protector.... You're a software pirate, aren't you?'

It was a deeply dark and gloomy night: 'Why don't you create the great American software instead?'

"You're always trying too hard, Eddie!"

Hacker's Club: Gone Phishin'