Casanova Gifts

Bit on the side

"Talk nerdy to me."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

Frank and Ernest Celestial Accountants. How's the audit of the Bankrupt Universe, Inc. going, Ernie? At first I thought it was a personnel problem -- Halley's Comet shows up once every seventy-six years, the supernovas are a bunch of burnouts and of course planet Mercury only works eighty-eight days a year. But the real problem isn't personnel, it's corporate strategy! Strategy? What's wrong? Universe, Inc. thinks it can keep expanding and expanding forever and ever!

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

A masked man serenading

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

"But first, our national anthem."

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

"Shall I put that down as a 'Don't Know' then?"

'This new star sends out periodic pulses in a very appealing rhythm -- I think I'll name it 'Bossa Nova.''

"How much am I bid, for the death mask of Casanova?"

Florist. You're taking your new girlfriend to the aviary for Valentine's Day? Yes -- It's a cheap date.

Chugger on the Moon

"My dream is for this work to be crated and stored, somewhere in Singapore... forever."

"Could I see the lady of the house."

'Well, besides 'liar, liar, pants on fire', how do you feel about our candidate?'

'You name it - we do it: chargers, cluster, colliders, computer, conductors, fluids, novas, sonics and strings.'

Your heart has a very entertaining Latin beat, Mr. Fusco. It's a real toe-tapper. If it leads to a heart attack, you can literally blame it on the Bossa Nova.

"You are a very beauty woman. May I buy you a coke?"

"You blame this on the 4 martinis I drank. I blame it on the Bossa Nova."

"You're always trying too hard, Eddie!"

Good afternoon, Sir. Did you know a canvasser becomes frustrated and violent every 24 minutes in this country?

'Not now - I'm under a lot of atmospheric pressure.'

"Of course, all the good ones are fixed."

'So, can I put you down as undecided?'

"Looks like a couple of cold callers..."

Tender is the Night of the Iguana

Blame it on the Bossa Nova

'Well, and this is Hackstrom. He is the head of the canvassing department.'