Cyber Casanova Gifts

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"Talk nerdy to me."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

The Escape Key

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

A masked man serenading

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

Tha man who ventured too far into cyberspace begins to worry.

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

Ask your mother computer.

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

Why is he always fooling around with plants? He wants to be a robotanist!

Surfing the Internet Wave.

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Florist. You're taking your new girlfriend to the aviary for Valentine's Day? Yes -- It's a cheap date.

"How much am I bid, for the death mask of Casanova?"

It was after her third failed attempt at deciphering the captcha that Rachel began to suspect...

'Unfortunately Bill Didn't Pay Attention During the Class Session on Safe Computing.' A kid not realizing an old geezer is the person he's chatting with on the computer says, 'Wow, this gamer has to be the coolest kid on the planet.'

"I did my homework, but it got lost in cyberspace."

"You're always trying too hard, Eddie!"

"You are a very beauty woman. May I buy you a coke?"

World tour of web pages.

"After looking up my password, completing two-step verification, and proving I'm not a robot, I forget why I went to this website!"

Bit on the side

"Of course, all the good ones are fixed."

"I told him not to click on it."

Surfing the net

"Captain, it looks like we've entered cyberspace."

Addiction to mobile phones

"I knew the market was back when I no longer had to date age appropriate women."