Culinary Casanova Gifts

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"Talk nerdy to me."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

'The customer is always right...'

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

A masked man serenading

'Tasty bird.'

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

Horse meat scandal.

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

"Wanna do lunch?"

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

"How much am I bid, for the death mask of Casanova?"

"I think I'll just leave a hate tip."

Florist. You're taking your new girlfriend to the aviary for Valentine's Day? Yes -- It's a cheap date.

"After you read the menu, eat it."

CIA Cafeteria: 'It's nice of you to ask, but the recipe is classified.'

'Two beef and pork by-products and a turkey dog, please!'

"It's called The Pastry Shop Mystery. A real Whodoughnut."

Hospital food. Because you're just not sick enough.

"You are a very beauty woman. May I buy you a coke?"

'Horsemeat in pies, eh, sir, who can you trust nowadays?'

"The secret was in the sauce."

You complimented the chef on his dumplings-now he wishes to return the compliments!