Culinary Casanova Pillows

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"Talk nerdy to me."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

'The customer is always right...'

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

A masked man serenading

'Tasty bird.'

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

Horse meat scandal.

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

"Wanna do lunch?"

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

"How much am I bid, for the death mask of Casanova?"

"I think I'll just leave a hate tip."

"After you read the menu, eat it."

CIA Cafeteria: 'It's nice of you to ask, but the recipe is classified.'

Hospital food. Because you're just not sick enough.

'Two beef and pork by-products and a turkey dog, please!'

"It's called The Pastry Shop Mystery. A real Whodoughnut."

"You are a very beauty woman. May I buy you a coke?"

You complimented the chef on his dumplings-now he wishes to return the compliments!

'Horsemeat in pies, eh, sir, who can you trust nowadays?'

No Flash Photography of Meals

"The secret was in the sauce."