Casanova Spirit Pillows

A masked man serenading

"Talk nerdy to me."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

Meowlzebub

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

For services to Tourism. . .

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

How the Easter Bunny lets everyone know where the naughty kids live.

"How much am I bid, for the death mask of Casanova?"

Florist. You're taking your new girlfriend to the aviary for Valentine's Day? Yes -- It's a cheap date.

Pandora's cat.

Watch for Children.

"First rule of bike club: no racing ahead."

"You are a very beauty woman. May I buy you a coke?"

"You blame this on the 4 martinis I drank. I blame it on the Bossa Nova."

Cat burglar.

"You're always trying too hard, Eddie!"

Children using thier aunt's round hat as a target

'You'll pay for this.'

Bit on the side

"Maybe it's still alive."

"Of course, all the good ones are fixed."

"It looks like arthritis of the middle finger, from overuse. Are you from New York?"

Blame it on the Bossa Nova

This was the life the young cowboy had dreamed of! Where else could you find people out in the sun with no regard for sunscreen?! Yes THIS, was the WILD WEST!

A lucky bloke finds a winning lottery ticket, just as a meteor is about to hit him - 'Wow, a winning lottery ticket! What are the odds?'

"Yeah, I ran out of candy so I handed out books of matches instead. Is there a problem?"

"I knew the market was back when I no longer had to date age appropriate women."

Vending Machine: Are You Feeling Lucky?

'Oh, no! You caught another car!'