Teenage Casanova Pillows

"Actually, you're kinda cute. I don't see why a girl like you and a guy like me can't...."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Talk nerdy to me."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

A boy and his spin patrol.

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

A masked man serenading

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

Mammoth Tipping was the most Fatal of Primitive Teen Activities.

"Oh come now, darling. When I was your age, I felt different, too."

'That was quite a birthday party - we played full-contact spin-the-bottle.'

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

The youth shows responsibility!

"I wouldn't worry, at his age grunting to communicate is quite normal."

'Adolescents act like babies when they aren't treated like adults!'

Sugar And Spice And Full On Drama

'Yes, puberty did put me through a lot of stress. . . but it was my daughters puberty.'

"How much am I bid, for the death mask of Casanova?"

"No, you can't go to the rock concert! It's vital you don't damage your hearing!"

The surrendered mom

"I'm sorry, but so far medical science hasn't come up with a cure for adolescence."

'Vocabulary doesn't seem that hard 'til you start trying to use it on girls.'

'Did you feel that??'

"You know, we're not getting any younger...I mean, pretty soon, we'll both be 16."

'Son, you're too old for pester power, why don't you go outside and get some peer pressure.'

"You want to know about my day? Mom, didn't we just do this last month?"

"Junior must be in here somewhere."

"Don't roll your third eye at me."