Cage Match Casanova Pillows

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

"Talk nerdy to me."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

A masked man serenading

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

The reluctant parrot

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

"That was a boring field trip."

"How much am I bid, for the death mask of Casanova?"

Florist. You're taking your new girlfriend to the aviary for Valentine's Day? Yes -- It's a cheap date.

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

UFC on steroids...

"You're always trying too hard, Eddie!"

"You are a very beauty woman. May I buy you a coke?"

Bit on the side

'We wanna open a budgie account...'

"You have defamed me, sir. I challenge you to a cage fight in Las Vegas!"

"Of course, all the good ones are fixed."

Father Parrot: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

"I knew the market was back when I no longer had to date age appropriate women."

I've been reduced to extreme measures. Randy? Is that you? This is the only way to prevent myself from hitting on gals. I can't be allowed to see or smell them. Of for them to see or hear me: My strong but tender hands, the lips that whisper like a gentle ocean breeze, the ... Oh, no! My turn-of-phrase is too sexy to be contained by a shroud! An ocean breeze with bad coffee breath.

"Actually, you're kinda cute. I don't see why a girl like you and a guy like me can't...."

Nun reads a 'Cage fighting fan mag.'