Cage Match Casanova Pillows

"Talk nerdy to me."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

A masked man serenading

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

The reluctant parrot

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

"That was a boring field trip."

"How much am I bid, for the death mask of Casanova?"

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

UFC on steroids...

"You're always trying too hard, Eddie!"

"You are a very beauty woman. May I buy you a coke?"

Bit on the side

'We wanna open a budgie account...'

"You have defamed me, sir. I challenge you to a cage fight in Las Vegas!"

"Of course, all the good ones are fixed."

Father Parrot: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

"I knew the market was back when I no longer had to date age appropriate women."

"Actually, you're kinda cute. I don't see why a girl like you and a guy like me can't...."

Nun reads a 'Cage fighting fan mag.'