Casanova Spirit Prints

A masked man serenading

"Talk nerdy to me."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Meowlzebub

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

For services to Tourism. . .

"How much am I bid, for the death mask of Casanova?"

Watch for Children.

"First rule of bike club: no racing ahead."

Cat burglar.

'You'll pay for this.'

Children using thier aunt's round hat as a target

"You're always trying too hard, Eddie!"

"You blame this on the 4 martinis I drank. I blame it on the Bossa Nova."

"You are a very beauty woman. May I buy you a coke?"

"Of course, all the good ones are fixed."

"Maybe it's still alive."

Bit on the side

"It looks like arthritis of the middle finger, from overuse. Are you from New York?"

This was the life the young cowboy had dreamed of! Where else could you find people out in the sun with no regard for sunscreen?! Yes THIS, was the WILD WEST!

A lucky bloke finds a winning lottery ticket, just as a meteor is about to hit him - 'Wow, a winning lottery ticket! What are the odds?'

"I knew the market was back when I no longer had to date age appropriate women."

Vending Machine: Are You Feeling Lucky?

"Yeah, I ran out of candy so I handed out books of matches instead. Is there a problem?"

'Oh, no! You caught another car!'

"Actually, you're kinda cute. I don't see why a girl like you and a guy like me can't...."