Casanova T-Shirts

Bit on the side

"Talk nerdy to me."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

A masked man serenading

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

"But first, our national anthem."

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

'This new star sends out periodic pulses in a very appealing rhythm -- I think I'll name it 'Bossa Nova.''

Chugger on the Moon

"How much am I bid, for the death mask of Casanova?"

"My dream is for this work to be crated and stored, somewhere in Singapore... forever."

"Could I see the lady of the house."

'Well, besides 'liar, liar, pants on fire', how do you feel about our candidate?'

"You are a very beauty woman. May I buy you a coke?"

'You name it - we do it: chargers, cluster, colliders, computer, conductors, fluids, novas, sonics and strings.'

"You blame this on the 4 martinis I drank. I blame it on the Bossa Nova."

"You're always trying too hard, Eddie!"

"Of course, all the good ones are fixed."

'So, can I put you down as undecided?'

"Looks like a couple of cold callers..."

Tender is the Night of the Iguana

'Well, and this is Hackstrom. He is the head of the canvassing department.'