Aspiring Casanova T-Shirts

"I knew the market was back when I no longer had to date age appropriate women."

"Talk nerdy to me."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

What else is there to wish for?

'Do I have to be creative?'

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

A masked man serenading

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

"I took two lessons before I released my first album."

"How much am I bid, for the death mask of Casanova?"

'Wow! Your band is loud!' 'We don't have to learn any lyrics!'

Need money for lessons

"You should learn how to play the guitar. It'll give you something to fall back on."

"And you thought I couldn't find Hudson River views in your price range."

'C'mon son! Let me teach you! You know - in case this whole 'medical' thing doesn't work out!'

Maps to the Hovels of Would Be Stars.