Casanova Admirer T-Shirts

"How much am I bid, for the death mask of Casanova?"

"Talk nerdy to me."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Tosca stabs Scarpia

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

A masked man serenading

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

Dear Diary

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

"What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!"

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

Don Quixote attacks wind farm

'If you wish to retain my rock star client's talents you're going to need to pay a rock star price.'

"Why giraffes have dirty knees."

"You're always trying too hard, Eddie!"

"You are a very beauty woman. May I buy you a coke?"

"Let's change 'brink of chaos' to 'Everything is wonderful.'"

"Of course, all the good ones are fixed."

Bit on the side

Just Hair Pieces

Avril Lavigne (caricature)

'En un lugar de La Mancha...'