Casanova Admirer Mugs

"How much am I bid, for the death mask of Casanova?"

"Talk nerdy to me."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Tosca stabs Scarpia

Robbie Williams

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

David Bowie

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

A masked man serenading

Dear Diary

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

"What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!"

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

Don Quixote attacks wind farm

'If you wish to retain my rock star client's talents you're going to need to pay a rock star price.'

Your heart has a very entertaining Latin beat, Mr. Fusco. It's a real toe-tapper. If it leads to a heart attack, you can literally blame it on the Bossa Nova.

"Why giraffes have dirty knees."

"You're always trying too hard, Eddie!"

David Bowie

"You are a very beauty woman. May I buy you a coke?"

Frank Zappa

"Let's change 'brink of chaos' to 'Everything is wonderful.'"

Man to rock star: 'Could you sign this CD please? It's not for me, it's to sell on eBay.'

Bit on the side

"Of course, all the good ones are fixed."

Alanis Morissette

Just Hair Pieces

'En un lugar de La Mancha...'