Mini Casanova Mugs

"You are a very beauty woman. May I buy you a coke?"

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Talk nerdy to me."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Face painting by numbers.

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

Just call me Picasso!

"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

'All good things must come to an end.'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

A masked man serenading

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

"Dad since my pocket money isn't index linked, you've forced me to have to renegotiate."

'Sorry dad - it won't happen again,'

'I couldn't put the book down... I had peanut butter and jelly on my hands!'

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

'We did some exciting things with tempera today.'

'These are all from my 'sit in the corner' period.'

"How much am I bid, for the death mask of Casanova?"