Aspiring Casanova Mugs

"I knew the market was back when I no longer had to date age appropriate women."

"Talk nerdy to me."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

What else is there to wish for?

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

'Do I have to be creative?'

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

A masked man serenading

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"I think your guitar's broken. No matter what you play, it sounds the same."

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

'Wow! Your band is loud!' 'We don't have to learn any lyrics!'

Florist. You're taking your new girlfriend to the aviary for Valentine's Day? Yes -- It's a cheap date.

"I took two lessons before I released my first album."

"How much am I bid, for the death mask of Casanova?"

"Wow, Gracie...you have a lot of music in you."

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

Need money for lessons

"You should learn how to play the guitar. It'll give you something to fall back on."

"And you thought I couldn't find Hudson River views in your price range."

'C'mon son! Let me teach you! You know - in case this whole 'medical' thing doesn't work out!'