Modern Casanovas Gifts

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

"Talk nerdy to me."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"Now you can send it."

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

A masked man serenading

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

Hands-free laptop.

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

Santa Elevator

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

"Gracie, people don't understand how hard things used to be. Sure, we can be green and throw out the washing machines...but then we'd have to load up the dirty clothes, drive the car to the river, and wash everything with rocks!"

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

'This new star sends out periodic pulses in a very appealing rhythm -- I think I'll name it 'Bossa Nova.''

"How much am I bid, for the death mask of Casanova?"

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'

"I want to travel somewhere REMOTE, somewhere unspoiled and untrammeled by hoards of rampaging tourists...but with good wi-fi!"

'Is there any way you can deliver everything to my e-mail account for now on?'

"I just need a few minutes with the auto-sensor to regain my illusion of control."

'You name it - we do it: chargers, cluster, colliders, computer, conductors, fluids, novas, sonics and strings.'

"You are a very beauty woman. May I buy you a coke?"

"You blame this on the 4 martinis I drank. I blame it on the Bossa Nova."

"You're always trying too hard, Eddie!"

"I remember when Christmas shopping made my feet hurt!"

"Of course, all the good ones are fixed."

Bit on the side

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