Coding Casanova T-Shirts

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

"Talk nerdy to me."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

If Disney was a software company

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

A masked man serenading

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

'My app just ate your widget.'

Error 202: The cursor has left the screen.

"Maybe it's just me, Stan, but I keep getting the nagging feeling that your company doesn't place a very high value on information technology."

"Bad news- some kid just created an app that creates apps."

Job Fair: Programmers, Web Designers, Hackers.

"Scan it for signs of life."

Florist. You're taking your new girlfriend to the aviary for Valentine's Day? Yes -- It's a cheap date.

Service. Diagnostic Testing. It looks like your odometer computer hacked into your fuel injector computer.

'Your acceptance is tentative until we can rule on the question of your knowingly using pirated software.'

"How much am I bid, for the death mask of Casanova?"

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

WILL PROGRAM FOR FOOD.

'This is truly one of the great poems in the language. Computerese, that is.'

Working the bugs out of his spear invention

"He seems to think that writing apps about housecleaning is the same as housecleaning itself."

"He's not much of a hunter, but he's great with computers."

'The buck teeth, the thick glasses, the white socks, the pocket protector.... You're a software pirate, aren't you?'

"You are a very beauty woman. May I buy you a coke?"

It was a deeply dark and gloomy night: 'Why don't you create the great American software instead?'

I think that one has the computer programming gene.

Hacker's Club: Gone Phishin'