Reverse Casanova T-Shirts

"Talk nerdy to me."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

Dog walking Human.

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"Like that?"

Gone Bookkeepin'

"Shift’s over, Ed. I’ll take it from here."

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

A masked man serenading

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

Human meat.

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

Man walking dog with a cone crosses path with a dog walking a man with a cone.

A dragon relaxing in a chair staring at a taxidermy knight's head above his fireplace.

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

"How much am I bid, for the death mask of Casanova?"

This is a dog park Please keep your owner on a leash at all times.

Ladies of the Creation! - No. X - Miss Brown takes her cousin out fishing,

'Mother! Would you stop referring to Charles as a latchkey husband!'

Cat being guarded by security mice.

"You are a very beauty woman. May I buy you a coke?"

'You're oven again! Your late's in the dinner.'

'O.K., I admit I'm impressed by your handbrake skills but does reverse gear work?'

"You're always trying too hard, Eddie!"

"Out of my way, Marge. It's Science Time!"

"I'd feel much better if we switched chairs."

Harold...your human is open.

"Honey, have you seen my loafers?"