Reverse Casanova Prints

"Talk nerdy to me."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

Dog walking Human.

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"Like that?"

Gone Bookkeepin'

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

A masked man serenading

"Shift’s over, Ed. I’ll take it from here."

Human meat.

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"In a Universe Light Years Away...Almost, son, but remember you have to light up all the people for your wish to come true."

Man walking dog with a cone crosses path with a dog walking a man with a cone.

A dragon relaxing in a chair staring at a taxidermy knight's head above his fireplace.

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

"How much am I bid, for the death mask of Casanova?"

Florist. You're taking your new girlfriend to the aviary for Valentine's Day? Yes -- It's a cheap date.

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

This is a dog park Please keep your owner on a leash at all times.

Ladies of the Creation! - No. X - Miss Brown takes her cousin out fishing,

'Mother! Would you stop referring to Charles as a latchkey husband!'

"You're always trying too hard, Eddie!"

"Out of my way, Marge. It's Science Time!"

"You are a very beauty woman. May I buy you a coke?"

'You're oven again! Your late's in the dinner.'

'O.K., I admit I'm impressed by your handbrake skills but does reverse gear work?'

Cat being guarded by security mice.

"I'd feel much better if we switched chairs."

Harold...your human is open.