Mindless Entertainment Enthusiast Gifts

"There you are, dear. . . that's you all set to watch satuday night television now!"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

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Big screen TV.

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

'It's nice, but I wish we could get more than one channel.'

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

"This is what I call a home entertainment centre."

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

'I want my lectures to have entertainment value.'

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"As I recall, Leonard, when we first watched 'The Honeymooners' you said that it marked the decline and fall of Western culture."

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."