Mindful Punk Gifts

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Punk Reindeer

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

Punkins

"Nice haircut."

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

"How's everything here? Let's start with your earliest childhood memories."

Gene Therapy

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

'Punk Rock?'

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"I'm putting you on country music."

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

Graffitti.

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

Ian Dury

Binary Meditation.

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

Australian punk

Chippunks

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

Original punks go to reunion

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

'Oh GREAT, a DARN PUNKTURE!'