Mindful Punk Mugs

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Punk Reindeer

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

"Nice haircut."

Punkins

Gene Therapy

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

'Punk Rock?'

"I'm putting you on country music."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

Graffitti.

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

Chippunks

Binary Meditation.

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

Australian punk

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

Original punks go to reunion

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

'Oh GREAT, a DARN PUNKTURE!'

'Forgotten Hits.' A punk sings, 'Septic Fields Forever.'