Mindful Coder Gifts

'I used to be a Zen Master, but I found I have more control as your Web Master!'

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

"Place your hands on your laptop, and say 'om'..."

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

Go ahead and dissect me

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

2 + 2 = 4. 2 x 2 = 4. Oh, I get it! It's a Zen thing!

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

Today at school...we did algorithms for Quantum computation.

'I don't know why Doc, but my life is really upside down...'

The power of the brain

"Don’t think of that tennis ball as lost. Think of it as finally free."

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

"You have got to want to change."

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

Yogi back in 5.

'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

"You are responsible for editing your thoughts. I'm just here to audit them."

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

Binary Meditation.

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

'Your problems are caused by all-or- nothing thinking. It's either that, or you don't have any problems.'