Mindful Coder Mugs

'I used to be a Zen Master, but I found I have more control as your Web Master!'

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

"Place your hands on your laptop, and say 'om'..."

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

"Don’t think of that tennis ball as lost. Think of it as finally free."

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

'I don't know why Doc, but my life is really upside down...'

Today at school...we did algorithms for Quantum computation.

The power of the brain

"You have got to want to change."

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

Yogi back in 5.

"You are responsible for editing your thoughts. I'm just here to audit them."

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

Binary Meditation.

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

'Your problems are caused by all-or- nothing thinking. It's either that, or you don't have any problems.'

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

"I worry that some people find me boring"