Baby Coder Mugs

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

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"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

Terry had a computer bug.

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

'Your website or mine?'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

'It looks like our data.'

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

"When Junior was small his first words were Dot Com."

Today at school...we did algorithms for Quantum computation.

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

Open Source.

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

'Data, data everywhere!'

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

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