Quirky Coder Mugs

"I couldn't afford an antivirus, so I installed a sneeze guard instead."

"I said you should develop an app that earns money, not prints money!"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

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"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

Hardware and software

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

"I compose using post it notes!"

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

Snake with headphones.

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

Tech Corp: Personnel Openings - We've reached our quota of nerds, but we are looking to hire geeks.

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

"I only surf the web for the Java and cookies."

"Jim had to know what happens when you turn off your computer while it's updating."

'Great Moment #200 in Computing: Columbus discovers the COBOL Islands.'

Melody Cockroach.

Man in the stocks on his typewriter.

Conductor Smokes Musical Notes.

'I think I've found what's causing a funny sound in your hard drive.'

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

"Talking of non-compatible peripherals, have you seen my wife?"

"Susan!...are you trying to tell me we have an interface problem?"

Van Gogh's glasses fall off again.

'Sometimes if things blow onto the canvas I just leave em there.'

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

Smartphone and Smart Arse Phone.