Quirky Coder Mugs

"I couldn't afford an antivirus, so I installed a sneeze guard instead."

"I said you should develop an app that earns money, not prints money!"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

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"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

Hardware and software

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"I compose using post it notes!"

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

Snake with headphones.

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

Tech Corp: Personnel Openings - We've reached our quota of nerds, but we are looking to hire geeks.

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

"Jim had to know what happens when you turn off your computer while it's updating."

"I only surf the web for the Java and cookies."

Man in the stocks on his typewriter.

Melody Cockroach.

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

'I think I've found what's causing a funny sound in your hard drive.'

"Talking of non-compatible peripherals, have you seen my wife?"

'Great Moment #200 in Computing: Columbus discovers the COBOL Islands.'

Conductor Smokes Musical Notes.

"Susan!...are you trying to tell me we have an interface problem?"

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

'Sometimes if things blow onto the canvas I just leave em there.'