Contemplative Coder Mugs

Guru logs on to 'Why-fi'.

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

Humans...What is their purpose?

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

The Thinker?

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

Today at school...we did algorithms for Quantum computation.

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

Open Source.

James Baldwin

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

Jackson Pollock.

Education.

"Remarkable... a near infinite expanse of water and sky..." "Impressive water bowl!"

I could have tinkered with it forever, but at some point you have to stop and call art finished.

"Jim had to know what happens when you turn off your computer while it's updating."

'Do you think there's anything after death?'

Lost: leaf.

St. Lukes Silent Order

"Once you've been caught in the headlights life seems somehow inexorably changed."

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

"Son, God is invisible...That's how we know we are made in His Image."

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

"I'm internet dating. I'm looking for someone I can morph and tweak."

Climber to guru: 'Where's the outrage?'

Time is like an hourglass: today is short.

'I can hack into any website, but those child-proof bottle caps are still a challenge!'

"I realise children are learning to use computers at an early age, but this is outrageous!"