Mind Power Aspirant T-Shirts

"I've been meditating as hard as I can and nothing happens."

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

What else is there to wish for?

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

"I wanna be a clown when I grow up."

'It's true that a college degree might render you overqualified for your present position, but it's a chance I'd take.'

"Couldn't you at least try and read my mind?"

"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me."

Sea of Tranquillity

Yuri Geller as a 7 year old.

How to get ahead and how to get further ahead.

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

Brains versus management books.

'I'm sorry, but I think you should find a new analyst... your dreams are just too boring for me.'

'I had everything going for me, but I could never find the right person to inspire me.'

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Consternation/Control

"The Heavens Will be Mine."

"I prefer to stand."

'Nothing from the Nobel Committee or the National Endowment for the Arts, but 'Joe' wants you to write some napkins for his bar.'

'Still polishing it? You're just too good to be true. What do you do with the brownie points up here?'

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Punching Thoughts

"True, we could be soaring through the emerald corridors of sunset. What's your point?"

'My backpack would be lighter if I weren't carrying all my parents hopes and dreams.'