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SUPER DREAMER

What else is there to wish for?

Bench Press Accident

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Built and Built without a permit.

"We thought we could put in the details later."

"...and would you like to enroll her in pre-pre-pre-med or pre-pre-law?"

'I'm going to soak for three days, then Andre here is going to sculpt me into an entirely new body shape with the pumice stone.'

"My dad's been on my case...he says I should be preparing for my future career. But what kind of training can I get here for a job that's tough, will make tons of money and highlight my incredible bod?"

Metaphors.

'It's a great country kid, anyone can grow up to be security to the president.'

Finally. A home exercise system that really is a clothes rack!

"I was an attorney, but I was also one heck of a nice guy."

'If this is really Heaven, why do you have a desk job?'

"Harry wasn't born great and he hasn't achieved greatness, but he figures there is always the chance that greatness may be thrust upon him?"

Slim-quik liquid diet box floats up to man stranded on a desert island.

"I've been meditating as hard as I can and nothing happens."

"OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat."

"You can be whatever you want to be, but you'll probably turn out like me."

Model's aspirations

"I'll keep saying I plan to go to law school as long as I get nods of approval when introduced to my parents' friends."

I'd rather be at home chewing on a bone

"Mommy makeovers"

"Of course I'm down. I'm thirty-five years old and I've never run a studio."

Businessman as God

Time for a change!

"I'm proud of you...you're reaching that age where you're thinking about the future...you're making decisions about your life, what you want to do, what you want to be..."

"Great, just my luck."

"True, we could be soaring through the emerald corridors of sunset. What's your point?"

'It's a variation of the South Beach diet -- we bury you in the sand till you lose fifty pounds.'

Time For Hope