Dream Body Aspirant Gifts

SUPER DREAMER

What else is there to wish for?

Bench Press Accident

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'I can't see my nuts anymore.'

Built and Built without a permit.

"We thought we could put in the details later."

"...and would you like to enroll her in pre-pre-pre-med or pre-pre-law?"

"My dad's been on my case...he says I should be preparing for my future career. But what kind of training can I get here for a job that's tough, will make tons of money and highlight my incredible bod?"

"I don't understand what people are saying up here."

'I'm going to soak for three days, then Andre here is going to sculpt me into an entirely new body shape with the pumice stone.'

Metaphors.

'It's a great country kid, anyone can grow up to be security to the president.'

'If this is really Heaven, why do you have a desk job?'

Finally. A home exercise system that really is a clothes rack!

"I was an attorney, but I was also one heck of a nice guy."

"Harry wasn't born great and he hasn't achieved greatness, but he figures there is always the chance that greatness may be thrust upon him?"

Slim-quik liquid diet box floats up to man stranded on a desert island.

"I've been meditating as hard as I can and nothing happens."

"OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat."

"You can be whatever you want to be, but you'll probably turn out like me."

Model's aspirations

I'd rather be at home chewing on a bone

"Mommy makeovers"

Temp Agency Personnel. Where do you see yourself in five weeks?

"I'll keep saying I plan to go to law school as long as I get nods of approval when introduced to my parents' friends."

"Of course I'm down. I'm thirty-five years old and I've never run a studio."

Time for a change!

Businessman as God

"Great, just my luck."

"I'm proud of you...you're reaching that age where you're thinking about the future...you're making decisions about your life, what you want to do, what you want to be..."

"Look! My first paycheck from my summer job!"

Time For Hope

"True, we could be soaring through the emerald corridors of sunset. What's your point?"