Mind Healer Gifts

"So you're depressed by financial, sexual,political,religious and health issues....tell me about it..."

"Sorry, I don't just do just 'check ups'!"

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

New Age Store.

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

Junior Doctor.

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

The New Age Dentist.

Broken Heart

'Don't take it the wrong way, we could always be friends'

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

Traumatology.

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

'I'm taking you off the herbal tea.'

"It's important to see 'beyond the obvious' when you look at a customer. . ."

Medical Arts Building

Psychiatry visit.

"I'm afraid antibiotics aren't of much use for a broken heart!"