Mind Healer Prints

"So you're depressed by financial, sexual,political,religious and health issues....tell me about it..."

"Sorry, I don't just do just 'check ups'!"

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

New Age Store.

Advances in Third World Healthcare

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

Junior Doctor.

Transcend Dental Medication: "Prepare to let go of the pain."

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

The New Age Dentist.

'Don't take it the wrong way, we could always be friends'

Broken Heart

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

Traumatology.

"It's important to see 'beyond the obvious' when you look at a customer. . ."

'I'm taking you off the herbal tea.'

"I'm afraid antibiotics aren't of much use for a broken heart!"

Psychiatry visit.