Millennial Texter Pillows

Couple flirting in Text Language.

Fur Baby

"He's an indoor cat."

"Dude, Amazon is so popular they named a river after it."

Woke Jersey Shore

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

"The season finale of the world is near."

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

"Give me an F-Hashtag."

Baby's first text.

"I moved to the Internet to be closer to my children."

Man bun tending

'They start texting so young these days,'

"I just got a text from my teenage daughter. Do you speak emoji?"

"No, no, no! You're, like, 'I really, really, really love you,' and you're, like, 'Whatever.' "

"...And those are some of the books I would have read if the internet had never been invented."

'I wouldn't say your son's behavior has improved. It's just different. He stopped passing notes to friends in class. Now he's text messaging them.'

Metamorphosis: Nature's Magnificent Reveal

Crybaby Millennials

I heard Sarah called you. Yeah. She's hot. Shh! Click. Click. Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap. Hey! No texting in the car! It distracts the driver!

'Don't email me. I'll email you.'

"Quick, before the shock wave hits."

"If he wags his tail, it's a 'Like'."

"If the average attention span is 8 seconds, why are most commercials 30 seconds?"

"Excuse me, but I happen to identify as a left-handed person and this is a right-handed mug."

Rosemary's Baby Turns Twenty-Seven

Joe couldn't shake off Ruby... his elderly stalker.

Millenial Peacock

"Hi. We're all in the eighteen-to-thirty-four-year-old age group that you're a member of. Come on out and play with us."

"This counts as one wish, by the way."

'Your baby is a girl and holding a cell phone. Apparently, they're texting younger and younger these days.'

"Like my Facebook page."

"Then she was like...no way! Then he was like, I didn't know, right here? Then everyone was like, yo dude, it's blue!"

Public Works Department: Men texting - Merge.

People ride an escalator to the gym.