Millennial Friend Gifts

Ma Rogers

Wifi in Hell

Politically Correct Snowperson

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Fur Baby

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"Dude, Amazon is so popular they named a river after it."

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"We added it just for the millenials."

Woke Jersey Shore

"Have you considered vlogging?"

"The season finale of the world is near."

"Yeah, I want a neck tat with gothic lettering that says, 'Welcome to a career in the fast food service industry.'"

"Avocado...t-toast..."

"I moved to the Internet to be closer to my children."

"Things were really different when I was growing up. Childhoods today are much longer."

Man bun tending

“Mom, can you come get me?”

Captain Millennial

"I don't think this is a diner about being a diner. I think this is just a diner."

"No, no, no! You're, like, 'I really, really, really love you,' and you're, like, 'Whatever.' "

"At least he's being buried with the one he loved most."

Millennial

"I just saw a hipster age perceptibly."

"...And those are some of the books I would have read if the internet had never been invented."

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

"But first we're going to watch your phone die."

"Quick, before the shock wave hits."

"Whenever I meet somebody, I try and accept them for who I am."

Metamorphosis: Nature's Magnificent Reveal

Sitting Desk, Standing Desk, Leaning Desk, Sleeping Desk.

Rosemary's Baby Turns Twenty-Seven

"This counts as one wish, by the way."

Dumpster Chic....Hipster Chic.